✨Reframe it as Performance Art✨ It's an installation. It's commentary on the domestic condition. I’m raising a future contemporary artist, after all! ✨The Vacuum Mental Mute Button✨ When he’s acting up, I simply just pick up the Shark PowerDetect vacuum and go full-on autopilot. I literally visualize a big red button labeled ""Mute Mum’s Inner Voice"" while I push start on sucking up the mess on all directions. This gives me the 2-second delay needed to say, ""The banana belongs on the tray, swe

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